Don't Feed the Wildlife

Many people don't understand why it is unwise to feed wildlife in it's native environment. They believe that the mean park rangers want to punish the animals or don't want the animals getting fat. The true reason is far more insidious, because wild animals will quickly turn on a human and attack in attempt to get more food. So beware to all, don't feed the wildlife, for the next time you are in the wild, the animals may attack in search of more.

In related news Grayson finally has mastered the sign for please, followed immediately by the sign for "gimme more of that Root Beer Float."



Update: Uncle Kelly has just been released from the hospital. The doctors report that the bite marks on his lower legs and knee caps will heal completely. Kelly agrees that he will think twice about feeding wildlife from now on...